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    July 08

    我家楼下的商场

    叫做“女人城”,之前叫“金雅购物广场”,对面是“无穷花烤肉店”,无穷花旁边是个叫“金雅健康城”的地方——24小时营业,周末特别多粤港双牌的车停在门口。
    某天早晨我经过其门,口前方5米走来某窈窕美眉,我与生俱来地与其眼神有了若干零点几秒的交汇,突然其眼神随着步伐匆匆闪烁游走入了健康城——大概是她与社会俱来的荣辱观使其目光闪烁吧。

    所以我怀疑女人城和健康城是同一个老板实现其文化污染霸业雄心壮志的两个奇兵!

    我要说的还是女人城,货品档次低,摆放混乱,装潢不河蟹,自然门庭罗雀,冷宫潇潇——有时候例外。
    例外在于几乎每个周末持续不断的各种各样的门口舞台营销——必然——很多商场门口都有搭个台,请些明星唱唱跳跳聚拢人气——但是——如此高频率、千奇百怪、低规格的搭台表演——深圳仅此一家,国内首屈一指,世界名列前茅,宇宙踪影难觅!
    丫的女人城,在门口搞唱唱跳跳已是相当的温文尔雅稀松寻常;心口碎大石,猴子跳火圈,断臂写毛笔,中国金喜善,泰国刘德华......只有你不敢想的,没有他们不敢做的!

    今晚,牛比了,搞卡拉OK群众欢唱——人人是歌星,场场劲舞台!
    可怜那对大功率音响,沦为群众歌星的泄欲器械——不能屏蔽,不能过滤,只能你丫呻吟我放大。

    哥们甲喊“想扭不能扭,才最寂寞,没脱完温柔只剩乳沟......”
    靓姐乙呼“你身上有她的香水味...擦掉一切陪你睡......”
    情侣丙丁深情对唱“妹妹你坐床头啊,哥哥在炕上走.....”“我俩的情啊,我俩的债,在纤绳上荡悠悠,荡悠悠......”

    不要怀疑我在杜撰.....我住13楼,楼下风景社会主义特色独好!
     

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    小西wrote:
    T_T 走过来瞧瞧~~~~
    July 18
    Kari 包子wrote:
    妈呀,这什么地方啊?
    July 8

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